Is it true that Jesus Christ descended from a monkey?  Last decade, the head of the largest “Christian” denomination in the world said that very possibly our precious LORD and Saviour Jesus Christ came from an ape.  But it far safer to agree with the Bible which says Jesus did not descend from a beast.       Your granddaddy may have had fur, but I didn’t see any on mine.     Evolution is a nonscientific fairy tale for grown-ups.  The long and short of their monkey-man talk is: Life went from the goo to the zoo to you!  “Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,” (Rms 1:22).   Monkey-Man Poem I once was an ameba in for a swim, And then I was a tadpole with my tail tucked in. Then I was a monkey in a banyan tree, And now I am a professor with a Ph.D.   Kin to a Monkey (song) I’m no kin to the monkey, The monkey’s is no kin to me, I don’t know much about your ancestors But mine didn’t swing from a tree.    According to the book of Evolution, it all began by a rock turning into a blob and then into a bigger blob; next a fish jumped out of the water, grew a tail then hung from a tree.  After a long time it grew ears and a mouth, then dropped to the ground and walked into a university.  Now he are a professor!     Scientists on Darwin’s raft are jumping overboard like rats off a burning ship.     Some claim their ancestors swung in the trees by a tail.  None of my forefathers ever had tails, however, some were horse thieves and several did swing from trees—by the neck!       In the book of Evolution, Adam and Eve had fur and swung in trees by their tails.     I am beginning to think there may be something to evolution after all.  With every passing year I see more and more men making monkeys out of themselves.   Evolutionary theory supports the idea that if you take a wrench, some metal, nuts and bolts, and throw them into a garbage can along with a scrap of paper that describes a car; if you wait a while, an automobile will roll out!  Folks, this is “serious” evolutionary science; I suppose these so-called “scientists” will soon inform us that Santa Clause is true.   As in arithmetic, a sum has only one right answer and all others are wrong.  So, do you believe that Jesus came from a monkey or do you believe the Good Book?

Evolutionists’ only evidence of water on Mars.